1 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:09,108 Kane is in the building, nigga... 2 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:26,189 Now tell me how you love it You know you at the top 3 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:29,822 When only heaven's right above it, we on 4 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:32,657 'Cause we on 5 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:35,792 Who else is really trying to fuck with Hollywood Cole? 6 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:37,336 I'm with Marley G, bro 7 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:40,339 Flying Holly Grove chicks to my Hollywood shows 8 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:43,501 And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know 9 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:46,773 This that Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow 10 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:48,746 And... 11 00:00:48,815 --> 00:00:50,807 My real friends never hearing from me 12 00:00:50,951 --> 00:00:53,750 Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me 13 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:56,847 That's why I pick and choose I don't get shit confused 14 00:00:56,990 --> 00:01:00,154 Don't like my women single I like my chicks in twos 15 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:02,763 And these days all the girls is down to roll 16 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:05,663 I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole 17 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:09,461 Plus, I been sippin' So this shit is movin' kinda slow 18 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:12,165 Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it's time to go 19 00:01:20,981 --> 00:01:23,883 Joe, I did what I did, and I don't feel bad about it. 20 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:25,317 Oh, my God. 21 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:27,616 Can you just admit that maybe you were being 22 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,122 just a tad bit overreactive? 23 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:31,589 What are you, crazy? Lance is hardly the victim here, man. 24 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:34,137 Plus, you said it best yourself. We can be whoever we wanna be. 25 00:01:34,161 --> 00:01:36,001 - Sir. Thank you. - So what do we need him for? 26 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:37,206 Yeah, well, maybe I was wrong. 27 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:40,496 Besides, he's just pulling the same shit we pulled at ASM, 28 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:42,126 wanting to do it his own way. 29 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:45,764 Ah, not quite, buddy. He was effectively stealing money from us. 30 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:49,799 I suppose, but was it stealing, or was it just overspending? 31 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:51,888 All right, come on. You know what? The debate is over. 32 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:55,144 What's done is done. I know he was your boy, but he's gone. 33 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:57,474 Get over it, and get in. 34 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:01,965 You put your trust in someone, you know? 35 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:03,582 You bank your career on it, 36 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,501 only to get kicked in the nuts with a pointed shoe. 37 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:06,584 It's so disappointing. 38 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,972 All right, he's fast and loose. We don't need that shit in our lives. 39 00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:10,692 Yeah, no, totally. So what do we do now? 40 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:13,666 Well, we stabilize our client list, and we rally the troops. 41 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,135 Jess, where is everyone? 42 00:02:24,211 --> 00:02:27,113 This is everyone. Everyone else went with Lance. 43 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:30,014 - Where? - He started his own company. 44 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,676 Oh, fuck me! 45 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,096 Well, it was nice meeting you guys. 46 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,214 No, no, no. You're not going anywhere. Hang tight. 47 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:36,347 I need you. 48 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:37,789 Yeah. Excuse us. 49 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:39,890 Is this a fucking joke? 50 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:44,193 It must be, because I am laughing my little scrawny ass off. 51 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:46,358 We bought the company and its assets from you, Lance, 52 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:48,902 so the ass you're laughing off is owned by us. 53 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:51,447 Oh, well, then you're gonna have to sue me, aren't you, Spencer? 54 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:52,996 I will bankrupt you, you piece of shit. 55 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:54,833 - Do you hear me? - Well, as I understand it, 56 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,786 possession is nine-tenths of the law, and currently, 57 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:59,143 I possess everything that you want to keep. 58 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:01,247 You have a non-compete, Lance. 59 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:04,045 Yeah, about that non-compete. 60 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:07,053 Why don't you say hello to Kelly Slater? 61 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:10,549 Hey, Spencer. I was gonna call you on the way over here. 62 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:12,319 What's up, my bald-headed brother? 63 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:14,156 - Talk to me. - I'm staying with Lance, man. 64 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:15,427 You know I'm loyal to a fault. 65 00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:17,573 Kelly, what happened to the kanikapila we just had on the beach 66 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:19,498 with our 'ohanas, what we talked about? 67 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:22,001 I don't let a good pig roast get in the way of business. 68 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:23,560 Sorry, bud. I'm staying with Lance. 69 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,230 Brother, fuck that motherfucker! 70 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:26,398 He's a piece of shit! 71 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:28,772 No, no, no, actually, fuck you, Spencer. 72 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:31,835 Now, the GOAT, or King Kelly as people who actually know him call him, 73 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:34,347 and I are just gonna enjoy some post-wave good vibes 74 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:36,110 and talk about making a lot of money 75 00:03:36,183 --> 00:03:38,675 while you do whatever you do as a hobby. Ta-ta. 76 00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:41,785 Nobody fucking go anywhere. 77 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:43,949 We're going to fucking war. 78 00:03:44,491 --> 00:03:47,359 One, two... One, two, three. 79 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:51,898 Damn. You are one angry motherfucker today, Ricky. What's up? 80 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,524 He hits like he hates white people. 81 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,466 Nah, that ain't true, man. I love you, Randy. 82 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:56,615 I love you too, Randy. 83 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,036 One, two, three. 84 00:03:58,438 --> 00:03:59,749 Thinking about un-retiring, though. 85 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:01,298 Worked for me a couple times. 86 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:03,309 Actually, it worked for you about six times. 87 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:04,896 Floyd, too. What's the problem, Ricky? 88 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:06,104 There you go. 89 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:07,875 Well, how'd you feel before you did it? 90 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:09,314 Emotionally or physically? 91 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:12,318 Before you answer that, let's consider the source over here. 92 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:14,479 - He's always off emotionally. - Sharp elbow... 93 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:17,149 - See what I'm saying? See that? - I mean physically, man. 94 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:18,835 How'd you know whether you still had the gift? 95 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,970 You never really know until you get punched in the face. 96 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,053 Are you joking, Randy? 97 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:24,928 - Do I look like I'm joking? - No. 98 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:26,776 Too rich and too pretty to get punched in the face. 99 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,326 Shit. That ain't never stopped me before, Jay, huh? 100 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:32,304 But you gotta really ask yourself, what's your motivation? 101 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:33,901 Honestly, Ricky, 102 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:38,378 if your motivation is external, money and cars, you are done. 103 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:40,652 That's what you asked yourself? 104 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:42,475 Yeah. 105 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:43,983 That shit's deep, man. 106 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:45,862 I like that shit. Therapists ain't got shit on y'all? 107 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,286 Y'all should put that in the class. 108 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,846 Oh, trust me. We work on this more than we work on this. 109 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:52,335 Gonna be real with y'all, man. I'd much rather be playing ball 110 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:54,237 than sitting around in my Newport Beach mansion, 111 00:04:54,261 --> 00:04:55,388 waiting to die. 112 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:56,755 How's that for motivation? 113 00:04:57,697 --> 00:04:58,926 Let's get some more therapy. 114 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:00,997 Keep her going. 115 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:04,031 It's Strasmore. Spencer Strasmore's my name. 116 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,163 Get me Tony Hawk. 117 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:06,968 Travis, I'm calling to tell you 118 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,339 we're making a couple changes at the head office. 119 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:12,038 Shit. I'm not... I love Lance. 120 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,809 He's fucking insane. Sorry, Joe, I gotta jump. 121 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:17,112 I hope your fucking chute doesn't open, you dickhead. 122 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:18,550 Chutes are for pussies. 123 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:23,012 Tony. Just calling to let you know 124 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:24,689 that we are no longer working with Lance. 125 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:26,454 Yo, Strasmore, hold your pitch. 126 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:28,771 I don't wanna put you out there any more than you already are. 127 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:30,072 Lance is the one who gave me the idea 128 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:31,656 to do the video game in the first place. 129 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:33,825 I wasn't gonna call it Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. 130 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,845 - What the fuck were you gonna call it? - The Bird's Nest. 131 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:38,634 The Bird's Nest? Tony. Jesus Christ. 132 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:40,864 Long story. Either way, 133 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:43,308 Lance has helped me build a lot of parks for a lot of kids, 134 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:46,642 so I gotta roll with the guy even though he is kind of douchey. 135 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:48,224 If things don't work out between you guys, 136 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:49,892 you know where to find me, okay? I'm always here. 137 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:51,680 Spencer, I've got Laird for you. 138 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,049 Laird, King of the Seas. 139 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:54,815 Listen, my man, so we're not gonna be... 140 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,732 It's too late. When I signed up with the company, 141 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:57,883 I signed up with Lance. 142 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:01,190 You know, my dad always said to stick with the wave that you rode in on. 143 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:02,889 That's what I try to teach my daughters, 144 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,363 and, well, I'd be a hypocrite 145 00:06:04,431 --> 00:06:06,866 if I didn't at least give Lance the benefit of the doubt. 146 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:09,613 If there's one thing I understand, it's family tradition, all right? 147 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:12,400 You give my love to Gabby and take care of yourself. 148 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:14,337 - Where's Parker? - No answer. 149 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:16,485 - Well, keep dialing. - It's going straight to voicemail. 150 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:18,444 - Think he's with Lance? - I have no idea. 151 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:21,276 Make a list of people who are staying and people who are going. 152 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:23,408 I think that's gonna be pretty easy. 153 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:25,611 Wait. Whoa. Are you jumping ship, too? 154 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:28,519 Well, that depends. Are you guys gonna promote me to manager? 155 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:32,047 Holy shit. Way to take advantage of us when we're down. 156 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:34,026 Jess, get the fuck out of these offices. 157 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:38,598 I'm only kidding. Take an empty office. Congrats. 158 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:40,576 Great. I'll make sure we take care of the phones, 159 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,144 so people know we haven't gone out of business. 160 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:44,660 We are never out of the fight, Jess, right? 161 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,908 The fuck happened to the TVs? 162 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:49,999 They've gone dark. 163 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:52,550 - Where's the control booth? - It's right next door. 164 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:56,143 Let me know when you get a hold of Parker. 165 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:57,275 Respect. 166 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:01,178 All right, bitches. Let's get to work. 167 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:05,087 Major Teague! How's your sunburn? 168 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:08,060 The sun didn't fuck me half as bad as you did, motherfucker. 169 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:09,323 What are you talking about? 170 00:07:09,396 --> 00:07:10,455 You lying piece of shit. 171 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:11,841 I'll fucking kill you! 172 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:13,142 What the hell's going on over there? 173 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,600 Is that Tiffany, or is that Tasha? 174 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:16,068 Take a wild fucking guess. 175 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:18,833 Fuck you, too, Jason, you conspiratorial asshole! 176 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:20,168 I'm guessing it's Tiffany. 177 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,936 - Bingo. - You got busted. 178 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:23,943 No, I didn't get busted. 179 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,139 Come out of there! 180 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:28,958 Your girl Donna put me on blast. 181 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:31,008 She put a pic up on IG of me and Tasha. 182 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:33,110 The shit was framed and filtered. 183 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:35,586 Why would she do that unless you said something to upset her? 184 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:38,454 Come out of there, you pussy! 185 00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:40,994 I ain't never coming out of here with your crazy ass! 186 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:43,257 I didn't say shit about Tiger, and that's the truth. 187 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,874 Be a man, Jason. 188 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:46,366 Okay, of course I said something. 189 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:48,800 I'm an insecure fuck, just like any other dude would be 190 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:50,413 who found out their girl was getting dicked 191 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:52,372 by the guy that won four Masters. 192 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:53,737 You need to fix this. 193 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,441 Is it even fixable? 194 00:07:55,775 --> 00:07:57,300 Donna gotta call Tiffany 195 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:59,055 and tell her that she brought her on the boat, 196 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,823 and I ain't know nobody was coming except you. 197 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:02,440 Fuck. 198 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:03,993 You can't take care of it, lose my number. 199 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:06,057 You cheater! You think you can cheat on me? 200 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:08,112 Bitch is crazy. 201 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,587 Un-fucking-believable. 202 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:17,759 There you go. There's your answer. They're all dead. 203 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:21,831 Hey! How's your breakfast burrito? 204 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:23,733 Oh, it's delicious. It's vegan. 205 00:08:23,803 --> 00:08:26,068 Oh, that's fantastic. Let me ask you something. 206 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:28,233 Why the fuck are you still eating breakfast? 207 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:31,369 No, I already had breakfast. This is an early lunch. 208 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:33,589 Do you have a job around here, or do you get paid to eat? 209 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:35,172 Geez, Spencer. He's just a kid. 210 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:38,377 I'm sorry, sir. It's just everything's on hold, and no one knows what to do. 211 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:40,147 It's called work. That's what you do. 212 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,155 You find a disc, and you pop it in 213 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,657 of somebody riding some sort of board, and press play. 214 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:46,317 - It's not that simple. - Oh, no? 215 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:47,759 You run things around here? 216 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:49,762 No. The guy who runs things was fired. 217 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:51,661 - By who? - By you. It was Lance. 218 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:54,091 - I'm just the station manager. - Well, Mr. Station Manager, 219 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,479 can you tell me, why isn't anything playing on these screens? 220 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:57,869 Lance said go dark, we went dark. 221 00:08:57,937 --> 00:09:01,101 Everybody in the TV business knows you don't go fucking dark. 222 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:03,336 I'm not even in the business. I know that. 223 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:04,920 Maybe that's why Lance wanted to go dark, 224 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,242 to do what's never been done. 225 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:08,372 Or maybe he just wants to see how far he can push me 226 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:09,882 before I snap his fucking neck. 227 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:11,894 Look, I'm sorry. I did not mean to make you madder... 228 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:13,887 Hey, hey. Get your nose back in the tofu scramble 229 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:15,080 and shut the fuck up. 230 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:17,166 All right, listen. As everyone around here can tell from our memo, 231 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,852 we had to let Lance go. 232 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:20,086 We're the ones in charge now. 233 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,129 What we want to see is something on these screens. 234 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:24,630 - What did you have in mind? - I don't give a shit. 235 00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:26,791 Just make it pretty and keep it going. 236 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,302 What are you guys doing? Come on. Make it pretty and go! 237 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,349 - Did you find Parker? - He's not picking up his cell, 238 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:36,434 but it looks like he's headed down the PCH in his pickup. 239 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:37,875 How do you know that? 240 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:39,037 I hacked into his iPhone. 241 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:41,032 Well, I had his password, so it wasn't that hard. 242 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,950 - I bet you think I'm a stalker now. - No, I don't. 243 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,815 I think you're a very resourceful woman. 244 00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:48,650 Cool. Can I get another promotion if I tell you where he stops? 245 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:51,418 Yes, you can, and I might even be giving you my job soon. 246 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,011 Couldn't do without you, Spency Spence. 247 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:00,625 Wake up. 248 00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:03,869 That happened in reality! 249 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:14,657 Sizz calling. Third time. 250 00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:16,650 Avoid. Avoid, avoid, avoid. 251 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:19,743 Like I do with Vernon and fucking Odrick and James Harrison. 252 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:20,843 Avoid him. 253 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:23,280 Sizz, what's going on, brother? 254 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,291 I'm up to my ass in acupuncture needles, 255 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,236 and they still don't cause me as much pain as you. 256 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,751 So I'm assuming you heard. 257 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:31,798 Yeah. I heard you fucked some shit up for you and your investors. 258 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,705 I'm one of those, too, just in case you forgot. 259 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:34,826 No, I have not forgotten. 260 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:36,461 We had a little problem with our partner 261 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,131 because he is a self-indulgent prick 262 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:39,433 and a pathological liar. 263 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:42,601 Well, that pathological liar said you cut him out of his own company. 264 00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:44,541 - Where'd you hear that? - From him. 265 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,375 Lance called me in the middle of the night. 266 00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:49,277 Your buddy Lance is calling our investors now. 267 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,614 I've told you he was a go-getter, right? 268 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,175 Not that that's a good thing, but... 269 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,930 You know what I'm talking about. 270 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,149 Sizz... 271 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:59,989 Who the fuck buys a business and fires the CEO? 272 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:03,154 It's like buying a team and cutting your All-Pro quarterback. 273 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:05,221 I'm the CEO now. He left us no choice. 274 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,357 That's bullshit. 275 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:07,491 As my girl says, 276 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,229 you always got a choice, and she's right. 277 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,362 Lance is not the primary asset of Sports X. 278 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:13,702 - The talent is. - Shit. I got talent, too. 279 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:16,675 And my talent is my instinct for protecting my investments, 280 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,087 and those same instincts are telling me 281 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,841 you need to fix this shit with Lance. 282 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,745 It's too late. I already made the decision. 283 00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:23,214 It's in the best interests of ASM. 284 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,809 Well, I guess ASM ain't in my best interest. 285 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:27,376 Fuck it. I'm out. 286 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:30,423 Sell my shares. Cut me a cashier's check. 287 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,517 We done? 288 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,390 You're the worst patient ever. 289 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:35,894 You validate? 290 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:38,725 What? What? He hang up on you? 291 00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:39,857 He wants out. 292 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,561 Oh, fuck me. 293 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,898 - There's our guy. - Yo! What up, my dudes? 294 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,103 Where you been, bro? We've been looking for you. 295 00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:53,578 Yeah, I know. I lost my phone in the tsunami. 296 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:54,875 What tsunami? 297 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,746 The one tearing through Sports X. 298 00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:58,761 Ah, we take it you heard from Lance. 299 00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:01,755 Yeah, I know. He left me a long, crazy-ass voicemail. 300 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,551 Kind of like an ex-girlfriend. 301 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:05,623 Can't underestimate that dude, though. You feel me? 302 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,469 - Yeah. - I'll be right back. Just two seconds. 303 00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:10,554 Listen. Listen, we got an amazing plan in place, Parker, okay? 304 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,189 We want that to include you. 305 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:15,099 Next level shit. Game-changing stuff, okay? 306 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,413 Parker, you can tell by the way we handled that Coke deal, 307 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,461 we know what's up. 308 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:21,770 Listen. I know that we have a slightly different vibe than you and your crew, 309 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,810 but, I mean, we can still feel you, you know? 310 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:26,643 You think you can feel me, Joe? 311 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,640 Yeah, I can absolutely feel you. Yeah. 312 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:31,651 Then what am I feeling right now? 313 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,045 Uh... 314 00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:36,446 Confused. 315 00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:39,152 - Horny. - Fuck. I should have said "horny." 316 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,319 I was gonna say it. I was gonna say, "horny." 317 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,920 Parker, look, man, we wanna continue to rep you, 318 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,762 and we're very confident that we can do a great job for you. 319 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,495 Man, this ain't pigskin, all right? 320 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:51,060 What makes you think you know anything about what I do? 321 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,003 Oh, come on, man, when those waves are firing, 322 00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:55,384 and the energy's moving, you're out there ripping your turns, 323 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,967 I know everything about what you do. 324 00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:58,841 Plus, I'm part Samoan. Come on. 325 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,436 This is a charming motherfucker. 326 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:01,913 Right? He's part Samoan. 327 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,225 - Of course he is. - Must be something. 328 00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:06,185 Look. We just want the opportunity to keep working for you, you know? 329 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:07,584 Blow you the fuck up. 330 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:08,974 We're counting on that happening. 331 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,285 I like you guys, all right? 332 00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:13,622 I really do, so I'm gonna be straight-up with you. 333 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,004 All right, I'm not going with Lance. 334 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,291 All right. Fantastic. 335 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:18,763 - But? - But I'm gonna chill, 336 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,299 go no reps for a while. 337 00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:22,631 Just give us a couple months. That's all. Couple months. 338 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,170 Stop begging. It's all good. 339 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,365 You change your mind, you know where to find us. 340 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:27,683 - Appreciate that. - You're welcome. 341 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:28,851 All right. I gotta go get back to my friends. 342 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:29,934 - Go kick ass. - Yeah. 343 00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:31,136 - Yeah, so... - Go. 344 00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:33,042 - Appreciate it. - Yep. All right, man. 345 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,603 - Take it easy. - All right. 346 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:40,118 God damn it. I was gonna say fucking "horny." 347 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:42,781 What... He's 19. Of course he's horny. 348 00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,292 There he is. 349 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:49,556 What's up? 350 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:51,559 You all right, T? 351 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:54,362 Yup. You had fun with your He-Men? 352 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:57,029 Yeah, did good, man. Got some good work in, too. 353 00:13:57,737 --> 00:14:00,015 So you should do your organs a favor and put it on your to-do list. 354 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,974 It's on there, all the way at the bottom. 355 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,703 Did you get any advice for your comeback? 356 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,438 - Some. - Like what? 357 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,210 Punch me in the face. 358 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,652 What? 359 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,465 Is it so hard to understand what I just said? 360 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,424 I said, "Punch me in the face." 361 00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:19,717 Nigga, you crazy. 362 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:20,992 You think I'm joking? I'm not. 363 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,771 You asked me what I learned. This is what I learned. 364 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,406 Now punch me in the face before I beat your ass. 365 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,454 Don't hit me! 366 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,132 Oh, shit. You okay? 367 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,108 Might be ready. 368 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,946 It's time to have a real conversation with Amber. 369 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,710 You've lost your damn mind. 370 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:45,843 Forget Amber. You need to have a real conversation with a shrink. 371 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,485 You all right? 372 00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,760 God. Our lives are over. 373 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:57,730 That's a little alarmist, Joe. 374 00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,232 Yeah, well, this ain't good, man. 375 00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:03,064 I figure, best-case scenario, 376 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:07,574 we sell Sports X at, what, a 7, 8 million dollar loss, right? 377 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,109 But most likely it's just gonna bleed and bleed 378 00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,441 like a tumor hemorrhaging in my ass. 379 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:15,080 That's okay. We got a solution for this. 380 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,946 We just gotta find it. Okay? 381 00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:21,286 Lance was my contact. This was my deal. I brought him in. 382 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,788 I misjudged it. I'm sorry. 383 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,120 Absolutely not. This one's on me. 384 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,668 It's my bad, and I never should've let us 385 00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,251 get in this shit in the first place. 386 00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:30,592 No, no. No chance. No chance. 387 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,598 I take full responsibility. 388 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,759 I had to see Lance for who he really was, 389 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,826 not who I wanted him to be. 390 00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:39,634 But it was a little hard when you're rolling at Burning Man 391 00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,230 dressed up like a fucking Martian 392 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,435 pretending to look at art installations. 393 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:48,140 God damn it. Hearing that out loud, my priorities are totally fucked. 394 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,058 Tell you what my old man used to tell me... 395 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:53,678 Hey, Spencer, Spencer. Save it, okay? Save it. 396 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,312 I've listened to all your stories 397 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,948 about your old man and your brother and the... 398 00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:00,858 I just... I just... I don't have a family. 399 00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,589 I don't have a family. 400 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,097 You know, I was an only child. Both my parents are gone. 401 00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:08,430 And, to make matters worse, I killed my wife. 402 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,971 You did, didn't you? 403 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,515 I was just trying to get your attention 404 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:16,099 with a big headline, like you usually do. 405 00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:19,202 "I'm an addict. I come from poverty, and my brother committed hara-kiri..." 406 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:20,712 Don't fucking mock my stories, man. 407 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:21,873 - I'm not. - It's fucked up. 408 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,508 I'm just trying to tell you. I'm not a former All-Pro. 409 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:28,612 I don't have 23-inch biceps and a fucking horse cock. 410 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,753 I'm just speculating. 411 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,954 I had this, man. I had this. 412 00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:36,790 This was my chance to be the man. 413 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:40,997 You got two things you're great at. 414 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,194 Yeah, what's that? 415 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,134 Fearlessness and self-awareness. 416 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,899 Don't overestimate me, pal. 417 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:48,134 If you like those qualities, you can have them at cost 418 00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,385 - because they don't mean shit to me. - No. There's no need. 419 00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:54,369 You've already given them to me, Joe, just by showing me the way. 420 00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:58,882 You've made me aware enough to realize that I overreacted, 421 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,749 and I shouldn't have clipped Lance. 422 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,388 And I'm gonna go apologize to him. 423 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,817 Are you fucking with me right now? 424 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,486 I wish I was. 425 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,424 Have I told you lately that I love you? 426 00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:12,931 Every day. 427 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:15,765 Babe. 428 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:18,662 Babe. 429 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,138 Yo, I'm in here. 430 00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:21,831 Hi, sweetie. 431 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,069 What are you reading? 432 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,109 Sheryl Sandberg's Lean In. 433 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:26,807 I love that book. 434 00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:28,744 Doubt you read it. 435 00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:32,444 I haven't, but I support it, you know, women empowerment, 436 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,179 females in the workplace, sisterhood. 437 00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:39,448 Exactly. So what's up with the Chanel box? 438 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:40,958 - Oh, this? - Yeah. 439 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:42,393 Just a little something I got you. 440 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:43,485 For real? 441 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:44,858 Aww. 442 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,456 How sweet of you. Babe... 443 00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:53,165 - It's beautiful. - Do you like it? 444 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:57,135 I'd say you shouldn't have, but you really should have, 445 00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:59,988 and don't think this is getting you a blowjob anytime soon, by the way. 446 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,344 Babe, come on. 447 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:03,191 Are you ready to admit that you were wrong? 448 00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:05,116 That that girl shouldn't have been on the boat? 449 00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:07,153 And by you staying silent, you're an enabler. 450 00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:08,664 Might as well be fucking her yourself. 451 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,157 Whoa. How did this become about me? 452 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,987 Because it is. You're complicit. That's what you're not getting. 453 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,426 You're right. I don't. 454 00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:18,896 I didn't, but what you don't get is this is business. 455 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:22,163 Kisan's not my friend. He's my client, that you put on blast, 456 00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,999 and I can't even get him on the phone until you fix this. 457 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:28,064 Sheryl would understand. She's worth a billion. 458 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,234 Right. I hope you're not asking me to apologize. 459 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,801 Of course not. I would never. I want you to lie. 460 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:37,774 - Fuck you. - Babe, just... Call Tiffany, 461 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,115 tell her that you invited Tasha. Please. 462 00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,382 It's just business. It's my business. 463 00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:44,820 Please. 464 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,551 He hasn't missed a beat. 465 00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:51,994 This guy's already operating at full strength. 466 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,264 I wish he had been like this with us in the first place. 467 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,598 Yeah, well, getting fired can be a great motivator. 468 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,604 Trust me. I've been cut on several occasions. 469 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:01,163 Oh, I'll keep that in mind, but I like my current job. 470 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,765 I wanna keep it. 471 00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,221 - Hey. What's up, guys? - Yeah, what's up? 472 00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:07,770 What happened to our call back, Nyjah? 473 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,372 Oh, man, I was out car shopping. 474 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:12,543 Car shopping? Don't you have, like, 16 cars already? 475 00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,211 Yeah, bro. I needed a yellow one. 476 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,553 Yeah, you do. Fuck your cars. 477 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:17,918 Fucking bullies. 478 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:20,869 You know, that kid really can skate. 479 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:24,057 Yeah, Joe, I'm getting ready to do something incredibly uncomfortable, 480 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,860 so please don't speak. 481 00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:28,093 Okay. Forgiving is living. 482 00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:29,797 Let's do this. 483 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:34,572 Oh, no. Oh, wow. This is... This is amazing. 484 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,165 I knew I'd see you guys again, 485 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,143 but I assumed it would be in a court of law. 486 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:39,721 Yeah, well, that would make the lawyers rich. 487 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,475 I'd rather concentrate on making me rich. 488 00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,675 - You're rich in spirit. - Thank you, Joe. 489 00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:46,412 Although, it is a little bit evil. 490 00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:49,683 Now how's life at the chocolate factory without Willy Wonka? 491 00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:51,155 Augustus Gloop, did you? 492 00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:53,317 I gotta give it to you, Lance. I'm really impressed. 493 00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:54,758 You really turned it up a notch. 494 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,193 Shit's popping off here. 495 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:58,731 - People often underestimate me. - That's why I'm here. 496 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,426 I wanna tell you that I've overreacted, 497 00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:01,865 and I was wrong to assume 498 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,563 that we didn't need you, and I apologize. 499 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,905 I'm sorry. Would you say that again, please? 500 00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:11,744 I said, I apologize to you. 501 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:12,964 You were wrong, weren't you? 502 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,589 - He just said it. Lance... - It's all right. 503 00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:16,047 Now, well, listen. I'm allowed 504 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:19,085 to enjoy the moment a little bit, aren't I? 505 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:23,247 To bask in the vitamin-D-giving rays of your apology 506 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,917 just for a moment to feel it? 507 00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:27,186 What? That makes me terrible? 508 00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:30,624 To put it bluntly, Lance, we can't do this without you. 509 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,857 I appreciate your acknowledgment, Spencer. 510 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,595 It's a little late, but it's a step in the right direction. 511 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:38,300 I am so impressed with this guy right here. 512 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:41,363 Constantly improving right before my very eyes. 513 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,038 So what do you say? 514 00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,391 I mean, are you gonna come back to work with us? 515 00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,847 We'll make it fun for you. We'll stay out of your way. 516 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:51,927 Well, that is a very nice little offer, 517 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,614 but I think I've got an even nicer one. 518 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,986 - What's that? - I got new financing, 519 00:20:57,056 --> 00:21:00,993 as even you can surely deduce from all this bustling activity. 520 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,289 So how about this? 521 00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:06,992 I buy my company back from you at 50 cents on the dollar, 522 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,728 and you go back to what you're good at, 523 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,702 football and finance. 524 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:16,172 Have a little moment, a tête-à-tête. Mull it over. 525 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,311 So what are you thinking? 526 00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:23,482 As much as I hate this motherfucker, 527 00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:25,609 and as much as I hate telling you this right now, 528 00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:27,243 I think we should take the offer. 529 00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:29,413 - Cut our loss. - Losses, plural. 530 00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:31,366 - Ticktock, ticktock, fellows. - Remember? A lot of them. 531 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:32,881 This is a sunset clause. 532 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:36,627 Let's take the offer, get the fuck out of here, Joe. Come on. 533 00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:40,928 Yeah. Listen, hey, may I run point on the negotiations from here? 534 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,697 - Take us home. - All right. 535 00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:49,533 So how about you take that offer, 536 00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:52,009 and you stick it straight up your fucking ass? 537 00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:54,542 That's a little reactive. 538 00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:56,707 It's the only way I like to be, really. 539 00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:58,216 Fuck you. 540 00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:01,012 Fuck you. No sale. 541 00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:02,726 Okay, well, you guys are making a mistake. 542 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:05,020 You know you guys have got nothing, right? 543 00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:06,820 You got a couple pieces of whack talent 544 00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:08,952 and a moderately successful surf channel. 545 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:10,894 Without me, you got nothing. 546 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,192 I know, but it's what we do. 547 00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:14,631 We make it work. 548 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:17,199 I am Sports X. 549 00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:44,056 Rough day at the office? 550 00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:46,927 - Brutal. - Hmm. 551 00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:48,765 Tell me about it. 552 00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,894 I had a client convicted of murder. 553 00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:56,238 Well, guess my day wasn't so bad after all.